NC 17:

My boss asked me to open a package that came in the mail to him from a friend. So I did.

"What’s in the box?"

"Adult entertainment."

"What?"

"Pornography."

"No."

"Yes, three video’s. This one is called Biker Chicks." (I turned and showed him the cover of a bunch of girls wearing only butt-less chaps and carrying whips, breasts exposed with large black ratted out hair).

"Hurry, cover those up Alice. Why would my friend send me these and to work none the less?"

"I guess he thought it was better then your wife opening the package?"

"Well it isn’t. Is it?"

"It is kind of funny."

"This must be some joke from when we were drunk a few weekends ago. I know it has to do with something, I just don’t remember what."

"I could really use a drink or two after all of that." I can’t stop laughing because I can tell that poor Mr. boss man is embarrassed even though he is laughing.

"If you drank, Alice, I would buy you a drink because I could use one too. Okay, now put the video's back in the box and put something heavy on top of the box so it doesn’t pop open and people discover it."

"What? Are you leaving these in my office?"

"Well I sure as hell don’t want them in my office."

In my office sits a box of three porn video's about biker chicks, with a hole punch and stapler resting on top.